Here’s the scoop. When I go to see movies, I don’t like to know anything about them. Not the director, the plot, the actors, nada. It’s a much better experience, in my opinion. That is, assuming the movie turns out to be worth it’s Salt in Celluloid (my new band name). If you’re like me in this regard, I suggest you do the following: show up this Saturday at 5:30PM at the International District Link Light Rail Station. Bring $4 for fare. Hop on the train with us. Enjoy the ride. 

On the other hand, I’ve seen some terrible movies thanks to this ridiculous tactic. If you think that whole idea is as silly as I do, here’s some info all up in your grill (slang)…

Meet at 5:30 PM on Saturday at the International District Link Light Rail Station (Jackson St between 4th and 5th Avenues S), bring enough fare to ride ($4), and grab a seat. You will know you’re in the right place because you will hear and see Prawnyxx. Also, for the first time in your life, your heart will tell you that you’ve made a good choice and you’re a good person after all.

On the ride down to SeaTac you’ll enjoy a musical ‘overture’ from your rail tour guide, Jordan O’ Jordan and the Racer Sessions.

At SeaTac, two cars will head back to SODO. One Dark, One Light. Which is which? Nobody knows. In any case, on the ride back you will enjoy/be subject to the sounds of some of/any/but not limited to the following: Tahoe Jackson, Toy Boats, Jamey Braden of Wet Paint,  Led to Sea, Forrest Friends, Walrus Machine, Paul Hoskin, The Beaconettes, and an anti-SeaFair marching band called Movitas.

At this point, although the rail journey has ended, the show is not over. We’ve got it going on (slang term) and the party (an event at which to enjoy oneself, oftentimes with friends, etc.) keeps on kickin’ (more slang) down the road (literally) at Radar Hair and Records at 7:30PM. We’ve lined up DJ In of the Source Family’s Ya Ho Wa 13 to play with a specially curated cast of Seattle Musicians. Opening is locals Hound Dog Taylor’s Hand (Jeffrey Taylor of Climax Golden Twins), Sugar Skulls, and Kaleidosaur. Plus, Rob Walmart is going to play out of an ice cream truck.

That right there is more than anybody deserves and it is enough. So at this point you’ll be free to do whatever you like with the rest of your life, taking into account local customs and any applicable county and city ordinances.